Do you smell the upsexy?

January 11, 2012 MishMashMandy 4

If you ask my friends and family they will tell you that I am a jokster- not extreme like Jackass but I like to have a laugh at other people's expense. Well I was blog hopping today and I saw a few people post about a text joke that they did. What you do is text someone and type something like "Do you ever smell the upsexy in your house?" and they are supposed to type back "What is upsexy?" and you reply "Nothing much, how about you" get it.. What is up sexy? I know I get a laugh out of the simpliest and stupiest things. So, I decided today that I would try it out on my husband and it didnt' go how it was supposed to. Here is the text conversation between us:

Let me first say that I was at work and he was at home when I texted him

Me: Do u smell the upsexy in the house?
Clueless Husband: Say What?
Me: Do you smell the upsexy?
Clueless Husband: I don't no
Me: The upsexy do u smell it
Clueless Husband: No I don't smell anything
Me: U don't smell the upsexy
Clueless Husband: No
Me: U don't r u sure
Clueless Husband: I'll go smell the sheets. Need to lay down anyway

Okay I have to say at this point I am dying laughing almost to tears. He has no clue what I am talking about and I have no clue what the hell he is thinking

Me: What r u talking about I asked if u smelled the upsexy

He didn't respond back to me after this so I texted him again

Me: Hello
Clueless Husband: I smell it. It smells great
Me: What r u talking about
Clueless Husband: the sex
Me: I asked if u smelled teh upsexy not sex
Clueless Husband: And I said yes
Me: U smell the upsexy?

Well I think he got annoyed with me because he stopped texting me. When I got home I asked him why he didn't text me back and he said he had no clue what I was talking about. I explained the joke to him and he actually laughed especially when I said something about smelling the sheets- And no my sheets do not smell like upsexy- they are nice and clean!